Oh, thank the NFL Gods! Finally, the Bears relented and got the hell rid of our highly overrated, exceptionally underproducing QB Cade McNown. Yep, we doled him out to those bottlenosed Dolphins of Miami. Sad thing is, now that he's gone, he's probably going to be a helluva lot better than when he was with us. Take Dave Wannstedt, for example... he sucked as coach of the Bears. We dish him to Miami (hmm...) and he takes the Dolphins pretty far. Well, I guess we'll have to wait and see. I'm just glad he's gone.
In unrelated news, this morning in New York Harbor, a parachutist decided to glide down near the Statue of Liberty. A little too close, apparently. His chute got snagged on the flame of Lady Liberty's torch and the parachutist was stuck dangling against her arm for nearly an hour before NYC cops pulled him in... and arrested him. Heh. The pictures are even funnier. If this link is still live (and it may not be for long), you can check out the picture here. Dumbass.