I know you're supposed to add "in bed" to the end of fortune cookie fortunes, right? Well, what if, after having Chinese food, you receive the following two fortunes?
"Enjoy your own company. If you don't, who will?"
and
"Magic will be created when an unconventional person comes to stay."
I don't want to add "in bed" to either of those. Kinda scary.
Now, if you don't mind, I'm going to bed... with someone else who is not an unconventional person, thank you very much.
