I usually hold memes for the extended post, but this is a long puppy so it's going to be my primary post for the day. If you don't like it, blame Sheila and LeSombre. It came from them. Even if you do like it, give them hell anyway. They probably deserve it for something or other.
Oh and I hate that I not only stole the title of this post from Sheila but that it's an Ashlee Simpson song. But it works too well. So tough noogies.
This meme reminds me of the onion layer vs. parfait layer argument in Shrek. That was a funny scene.
LAYER ONE:
- Name: Kevin
- Birthdate: December 5, 1974
- Birthplace: Upstate New York
- Current location: Geneva, Illinois
- Eye color: Brown
- Hair color: When it existed, brown
- Height: 6'0" or 6'1" depending on how straight my spine is
- Righty or lefty: righty
- Zodiac sign: Sagittarius
LAYER TWO:
- Your heritage: German, British, Irish, and Ukrainian
- The shoes you wore today: I'm barefoot
- Your weakness: Katie
- Your fears: Falling, spiders, and unenclosed heights
- Your perfect pizza: One of ours
- Goal you’d like to achieve: debt free and card shredded
LAYER THREE:
- Your most overused phrase on AIM: people still use AIM?
- Your first waking thoughts: Why God? Why?
- Your best physical feature: I'm not sure I have one
- Your most missed memory: Katie and I in San Francisco
LAYER FOUR:
- Pepsi or Coke: Whatever's on sale
- McDonald’s or Burger King: McD's
- Single or group dates: Single because they seem to happen so rarely, but group can be fun too
- Adidas or Nike: Adidas because Nike are too damn narrow for my feet
- Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither
- Chocolate or vanilla: Depends on my mood
- Cappuccino or coffee: Coffee
LAYER FIVE:
- Smoke: Nope
- Cuss: Like a trucker
- Sing: Only in the car or when I'm trying to drive Katie crazy
- Take a shower everyday: Yep
- Do you think you’ve been in love: I certainly hope so
- Want to go to college: Been there, done that, bought the T-shirt
- Liked high school: To some degree
- Want to get married: Been there, done that, no T-shirt
- Believe in yourself: I question it
- Get motion sickness: Only twice - once on a plane and once on a boat during a whale watch
- Think you’re attractive: No
- Think you’re a health freak: Should be more of one
- Get along with your parent(s): Yep
- Like thunderstorms: Love 'em!
- Play an instrument: Used to play electric and acoustic guitar and upright bass
LAYER SIX: In the past month…
- Drank alcohol: Yep
- Smoked: A cigar, only the second one I've had in seven years
- Done a drug: Nope, unless you count alcohol or tobacco
- Made out: Yep
- Gone on a date: Yep
- Gone to the mall: Unfortunately, yes
- Eaten an entire box of Oreos: Nope
- Eaten sushi: You betcha and I'd do it more often if it were less expensive
- Been on stage: Nope
- Been dumped: Nope
- Gone skating: Not in the past month
- Made homemade cookies: Yep
- Gone skinny dipping: Yep, only to have a dolphin swim up near me; that was embarrassing; actually this was back in May, but I'll count it anyway
- Dyed your hair: I have none to dye
- Stolen Anything: Nope
LAYER SEVEN: Ever…
- Played a game that required removal of clothing: Yep
- Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: Yep
- Been caught “doing something”: Nope
- Been called a tease: Yep
- Gotten beaten up: Yep
- Shoplifted: Yep
- Changed who you were to fit in: Yep
LAYER EIGHT:
- Age you hope to be married: Already done that and I was 26
- Numbers and names of children: None
- Describe your dream wedding: Oh it will be on a beach and I'll be barefoot and then the sun will setting and oooohhhhhhhh... JK; I dug on how ours turned out
- How do you want to die: Not alone, preferably
- Where you want to go to college: Or where I went? NIU
- What do you want to be when you grow up: AN ASTRONAUT! or A COWBOY!
- What country would you most like to visit: Ireland and Italy
LAYER NINE:
- Number of drugs taken illegally: None, seriously
- Number of people I could trust with my life: One or two
- Number of CDs that I own: More than I realized, 70
- Number of piercings: By professionals - 0; By accident - A couple, or more
- Number of tattoos: One, and I'd like another, but I have to figure out what first
- Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper: Several and not in the police blotter either
- Number of scars on my body: More than I can count
- Number of things in my past that I regret: I try to learn from them as opposed to regretting them, so I'd say none
As always, steal at will.
