Funko recently announced a line of their POP! vinyl figures for the original Jurassic Park movie. admittedly they’re cool and, despite the fact it’s been half a year since I bought a toy, I’d really like to get a dilophosaurus.
It’s seriously awesome! Who wouldn’t want it?
But there is one special figure in the line that just has me torn. It’s Dr. Ian Malcolm (Jeff Goldblum) and, well, you just have to see it for yourself.
I... I... I... just wow.
It’s supposed to be Malcolm after he’s injured but, given the pose, I can only think of that infamous shot of Burt Reynolds on a bear skin rug from oh-so-many years ago.
Leave it to a toy company to turn a scarred face, speared hand, and compound fractured leg into a come hither sculpt.
There’s even a hashtag for it.
I’m at a loss.