Yes, it was a lot of fun floating in an inner tube in our park district pool as the sun fell back in the sky on a Friday night while The LEGO Batman Movie was projected on a giant inflatable video screen.
But damn if I didn’t want to massacre all the kids who were there jumping around on their rafts, splashing about, falling in, firing squirt guns, and flipping other peoples’ rafts. And don’t forget the lifeguards who did nothing to stop it.
Sure, most of it is normal kiddie hijinks, but not the running and jumping from poolside to the raft.
I MUST HAVE PEACE AND QUIET FOR MY POOL MOVIE VIEWING!!!