I'm a practical joker. It's best you know that now. And I've found that the best practical jokes are the ones you play on your friends. Particularly friends who are trying to cash in on a bounty offered for a Rebel soldier so that he can pay off his outstanding debts to Imperial Gas & Electric before they shut off his utilities. Can you imagine how bad his pad will smell when the power to Boba Fett's refrigeration unit is shut down and all those Wookiee pelts begin to rot?
Let's find out...
Should be nice and easy for Fett to cash in with Jabba, right? Wrong. I lie in wait.
Solo may be stowed away nice and tight, but they left the cockpit wide open.
I make my move!
The trick is not spilling your coffee as you climb aboard.
Too late for Fett and his aide. Too bad, so sad.
I know my helmet reveals nothing, but I'm happier than a womprat in a Degobah sludge pit right now!
The getaway!
*TK-421 Signing Off*
