If there's any one thing I miss being here on Earth, it's the good ol' items I could find on just about any menu throughout the Galactic Empire. Seeing as we were in charge, you always could rely on seeing staple items such as Mynock Nibblets, Wookie Mignon, Rodian Chowder, and many other delectable items anywhere you went.
Of course, this changed when the Rebels destroyed both Death Stars... and assassinated Lord Vader... and Emperor Palpatine.
But I am still alive. And I'm now living here on Earth so I must make do with what's available. As they say, Wookies, er, beggars can't be choosers.
So I visited a little food vendor earlier today. Despite my need for nourishment, something about this guy screams, "CALL THE HEALTH INSPECTOR!!!"
Perhaps it's just me.
What would you have done?
*TK-421 Signing Off*
