I'm supposed to be immune to emotion.
I'm supposed to just go about my duties and feel nothing.
Emotion is something that Rebels feel. There is no place for them in the Imperial Stormtrooper Corps.
However, in the last 48 hours, I've experienced emotions... and I really don't like them.
This past Saturday, I felt elation and awe when my Hairless Wampa took me to downtown Chicago.
It's such a beautiful city. Shame it will be turned to rubble when I start my revolution in earnest.
Today, though, a mere 48 hours after that last batch of feelings, I was struck with anger and resentment. I guess if there are any emotions a Stormtrooper should feel, it's those. But still.
My Hairless Wampa took me to work as he's wont to do. But his boss' young son was in the office. And he found me. And he started playing with me. And he took me apart. And he made me do horrible things like play soccer.
Thankfully, the end of my Wampa's workday came about and I was saved. But if I ever come across this subhuman again, here's what will happen to him...
Yes, that's me. The big bad Death Star on the right.
That's him. The tiny, cutesy, meek little Alderaan on the left.
And this is what will happen...
KABLOOIE!!!
'Nuff said.
*TK-421 Signing Off*
