Oh, yeah, did I tell you all that I got married? I'm just kidding. Wanted to see how you'd react. Not that I can actually see your reaction, of course. I'd just like to take this opportunity to say hey to my "wife" Katie. Howdy, hon! If you don't already know the inside joke that I'm talking about, then don't bother trying to figure it out.
[editor's note: I don't remember this inside joke at all but I admit to being curious if the Katie reference is to my wife, Katie. This post is dated six days before we started secretly dating so the probability is there just not sure why I would've made such a public declaration, even if it was a joke.]