Well, after having our flight delayed by nearly nine hours, we finally made it to Kauai (The Garden Isle) only to discover that our Lei greeter was not here and the rental car we were supposed to get was not in, either. So, instead of a Pontiac Firebird convertible, we're driving to our hotel in a Pontiac Montana minivan. It is a nice minivan... I'll give it that much. Our hotel is different. Instead of being a bunch of rooms in one building, there are separate buildings around the grounds that each have about 12 to 15 rooms. Our room is on the first floor and opens right on the Pacific Ocean. Yeah. That's what I'm talkin about. The room isn't too great, but the view can't be beat.