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In Britain, they actually have a literary prize known as the "Bad Sex in Fiction Award." It is quite obvious who receives this "honor" -- someone with such a horrible description of sex in his/her novel, that you know they ain't getting any anytime soon. Let's just say that this year's winner definitely deserved it -- Christopher Hart for his novel "Rescue Me." Here is an excerpt...

"Her hand is moving away from my knee and heading north. Heading unnervingly and with a steely will toward the pole... Ever northward moves her hand, while she smiles languorously at my right ear. And when she reaches the north pole, I think in wonder and terror -- she will surely want to pitch her tent."

Well-deserved? I would think so. I wonder if this guy has ever had sex and, if so, was this his reaction? Now, I'm no novelist, but daaammmnn.

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