LOST: The Chicago Bears offensive unit.
LAST SEEN: Sunday, October 29, 2006, Soldier Field, Chicago, IL, USA
LAST SEEN WITH: The San Francisco 49ers
SUSPECTS: Nick Saban, Head Coach of the Miami Dolphins
REWARD: One Super Bowl trophy
IF SEEN, PLEASE CONTACT: Lovie Smith, Head Coach of the Chicago Bears
Dear God, please tell me how the 7-0 Bears lose 31-13 to the 1-6 Miami Dolphins?
Check that... now it's the 7-1 Bears and the 2-6 Dolphins.