This conversation happened yesterday.
Me: So I was playing with an anagram generator online today...
Katie: Oh no. What did you find out?
Me: It told me that a possible anagram for "Katie Apgar" is "A Karate Pig."
Katie: But I wanna be a spider pig!
Me: Sorry, you're a karate pig.
Katie: Fine. And you?
Me: "Vagina Perk." (see #14 for proof)
Katie: . . .
Katie: Really. Is that what it said?
Katie: And you believe that?
Me: It says it so it must be true. The Web never lies.
Katie: Yeah, you just keep believing that.
Me: Love you, too.
I think I'm going to stick with the "they said it, so it must be true" ideal. Any complaints?
I'll warn you now, that anagram generator is addictively fun.