Breaking the habit...
Cigarettes and chocolate milk...

Turn the minutes into hours...


Read my bedside clock when Katie, fearing that my lack of audible breathing was a sure indicator that I was dead, nudged me to wake me up. Yeah, I was alive.


Was what my clock showed when my alarm actually went off to wake me up.


Was the time I finally woke back up and realized I had WAY overslept and needed to get my butt goin'. I'm usually on the road by 7:10 a.m.!

But let me tell you, this mental jolt is better than the most caffeine-infused coffees in the world.

Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit!

(Good thing my resolution to curb swearing was last year, eh?)

Totally Unrelated Aside (TUA): Okay, I'm an avowed Mac whore (tm), but this "farewell" video to Bill Gates of Microsoft is just brilliant. Okay, Apple could've done it better and funnier, but still good for some laughs. ;-)


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Nilsa S.

You wake up at 5:15 in order to get out the door by 7:10. Are you telling us it takes you 2 hours to get ready in the morning? Pretty boy.


I like to refer to those kind of mornings as "Oh fuck" mornings. And yeah, my alarm is usually set for 1 to 2 hours before I really need to be up because I am so not a morning person.


Nilsa, oh heck no! I like to take it easy and exercise, surf the Web, blog, etc. Pretty boy? Have you seen a picture of me? ;-)

Dagny, I can't snooze like that. It kills me even more. And I like the name. I'll have to remember that. Shouldn't be hard since I'm yelling it all the way into the shower.


Yeah those "OMG!!!" moments will keep you up for a week!


Yeah, I get to see different "o'clocks" when my wife pokes me because I am snoring. Nothing like the realization of being late to make you instantly "on".

Funny Bill.


Kyra, I haven't yawned once today. ;-)

g-man, the realization process will likely kill me one of these days.

Eileen Dover

Awww, I LOVE KATIE! How sweet that she was afraid you were dead!!!!


I thought so too. After I got over the elbowing.


See, at least you could do it that fast! I'd probably burn myself trying to curl my hair or poke myself in the eye with a mascara wand. I am not good when I'm rushed.


Well, I guess I should be happy that I have little to no hair and already wondrously long and luscious eyelashes that need no mascara or I would've been screwed. ;-)

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