Breaking the habit...
Cigarettes and chocolate milk...

Turn the minutes into hours...

0456

Read my bedside clock when Katie, fearing that my lack of audible breathing was a sure indicator that I was dead, nudged me to wake me up. Yeah, I was alive.

0515

Was what my clock showed when my alarm actually went off to wake me up.

0648

Was the time I finally woke back up and realized I had WAY overslept and needed to get my butt goin'. I'm usually on the road by 7:10 a.m.!

But let me tell you, this mental jolt is better than the most caffeine-infused coffees in the world.

Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit!

(Good thing my resolution to curb swearing was last year, eh?)

Totally Unrelated Aside (TUA): Okay, I'm an avowed Mac whore (tm), but this "farewell" video to Bill Gates of Microsoft is just brilliant. Okay, Apple could've done it better and funnier, but still good for some laughs. ;-)

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Nilsa S.

You wake up at 5:15 in order to get out the door by 7:10. Are you telling us it takes you 2 hours to get ready in the morning? Pretty boy.

Dagny

I like to refer to those kind of mornings as "Oh fuck" mornings. And yeah, my alarm is usually set for 1 to 2 hours before I really need to be up because I am so not a morning person.

kapgar

Nilsa, oh heck no! I like to take it easy and exercise, surf the Web, blog, etc. Pretty boy? Have you seen a picture of me? ;-)

Dagny, I can't snooze like that. It kills me even more. And I like the name. I'll have to remember that. Shouldn't be hard since I'm yelling it all the way into the shower.

Kyra

Yeah those "OMG!!!" moments will keep you up for a week!

g-man

Yeah, I get to see different "o'clocks" when my wife pokes me because I am snoring. Nothing like the realization of being late to make you instantly "on".

Funny Bill.

kapgar

Kyra, I haven't yawned once today. ;-)

g-man, the realization process will likely kill me one of these days.

Eileen Dover

Awww, I LOVE KATIE! How sweet that she was afraid you were dead!!!!

kapgar

I thought so too. After I got over the elbowing.

Bre

See, at least you could do it that fast! I'd probably burn myself trying to curl my hair or poke myself in the eye with a mascara wand. I am not good when I'm rushed.

kapgar

Well, I guess I should be happy that I have little to no hair and already wondrously long and luscious eyelashes that need no mascara or I would've been screwed. ;-)

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