Oh hell, this can't be good...
Yep, that's from the United States District Court in Chicago and it had lots of questions about my eligibility and availability for... *GASP*... jury duty.
As Dr. Sam Beckett would say, "oh boy."
I'll tell ya right now, (S)HE'S GUILTY! FRY HIM/HER! (yes, your honor, I can be impartial and objective)
Totally Unrelated Aside (TUA): A simple math equation for you.
+ clean pajamas
+ clean mattress pad
+ open bedroom window
+ white noise from fan
two fantastic nights of sleep from which waking up is not particularly easy.
Ah, restful bliss!