I was having trouble figuring out what to post today. Not so much having trouble writing as I wrote what I feel to be a pretty good post, but I just don't feel quite ready to make it public yet. I'm thinking possibly Friday on that one. You may soon figure out why.
However, then I received a forward from my dad. A man who never sends forwards. Hell, I've questioned whether he knows how to use e-mail... or read books that aren't technical manuals or work-related catalogs... or cook something other than a bologna sandwich...
But, I love him all the same. And this was too good to not post. So here is my Tuesday post as contributed by my father.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have $33 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you would have $0 today.
But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you would have received $214.
Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily and recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.
A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon! Makes you proud to be an American!
Are you investing wisely?
While I can say I currently invest conservatively, I think it may be time to be a bit more aggressive with the market. What are shares of Guinness going for these days?
I do have a meme for you in the extended post, though.
This is called Thirty One and comes to you courtesy of g-man at Man Overboard! The sad thing is that many of my answers mirror his, so I guess I'm cheating to some degree.
The Rule: Answer the questions using only one word.
- Where is your cell phone? Counter
- Your significant other? KT
- Your hair? Going
- Your mother? Traveling
- Your father? Homebound
- Your favorite thing? iPod
- Your dream last night? Unmemorable
- Your favorite drink? Guinness
- Your dream/goal? Happiness
- The room you’re in? Kitchen
- Your hobby? Photography
- Your fear? Alone
- Where do you want to be in six years? Debtfree
- What you’re not? Skinny
- Muffins? Blueberry
- One of your wish list items? DSLR
- Where you grew up? Illinois
- The last thing you did? Typing
- What are you wearing? Warm-ups
- Favorite gadget? iPod
- Your pets? None
- Your computer? iMac
- Your mood? Bored
- Missing someone? Yes
- Your car? Truck
- Something you’re not wearing? Hat
- Favorite store? iTunes
- Like someone? Love
- Your favorite color? Blue
- When is the last time you laughed? Minutes
- Last time you cried? Forget