Basically, today is just a bunch of those cosmic "why" questions. I'm not entirely sure what inspired this post. But what is the inspiration for any of the tripe I write?
Why does my cellphone always drop the calls I want and never drops the calls I wish it would?
Why is it that Axl Rose can spend 17 years working on a studio album and it's still only middling at best?
Why do my jeans feel tighter while my dress pants feel looser?
Why do we feel more tired the longer we sleep?
Why is it that the Philadelphia Eagles have the fifth highest point total in the NFC and are actually one of the worst teams?
Why is it that the Amazon/PepsiStuff Web site will still let me enter codes for free songs, but I cannot redeem them?
Why is it that the RIAA and MPAA will go after individuals for piracy and not libraries for effectively aiding and abetting the process?
Why can't foresight be 20/20?
Why can't I stay focused when reading through a bunch of books I've really been looking forward to reading and are very good books?
Why is it that Kanye West can totally enthrall me with his live performance of "See You In My Nightmares" on Letterman last night but the album version doesn't come close to comparing?
Why do I keep forgetting that we have a really great collection of breakfast cereal in our cabinet?
Why can't I figure out how to get my damn video footage of this borrowed camera and onto my computer so I can actually post a couple more Damn Fool Network segments?
Why does my site's subscriber count way outnumber my visitor count?
So what's bugging you lately?
Update (11/28): Whoops. Meant to say "Love Lockdown" by Kanye West, not "See You In My Nightmares." My bad.