I think the world as we know it is coming to an end.
You think I'm joking? Check this shit out...
Earlier this week, Tillikum, an Orca at Sea World Orlando, rose up, snatched its trainer, and drowned her.
Komodo Dragons in Indonesia attack a park ranger.
A shark-filled tank at a shopping mall in Dubai springs a leak.
A glacier measuring two times the size of Los Angeles has broken off Antarctica and is floating around the ocean threatening to wreak havoc with ocean currents and other weather phenomena.
Earthquakes are running rampant lately, some in areas you wouldn't normally associate with earthquake-like tendencies, and are causing all kinds of damage from both the initial shockwaves, the aftershocks, and tsunamis if they're ocean-based. Another tsunami is now threatening Hawaii.
You wanna know who's to blame? The animals of the world. They're rising up against humans. They're taking back their planet. They're delivering a collective "FUCK YOU" to humans the world over.
The Tillikum and Komodo Dragon stories needs no further explanation. They're just pissed.
The tank leak is because them sharks be hungry and are ramming seams in the glass. They just didn't quite time it right. The leak was discovered before they could break free and make a smorgasbord of the shopping public.
I believe that the glacier broke off because the penguins are sick of being stuck either in zoos or aquariums pretending to be cute on an ice floe that we're responsible for melting.
The earthquakes are clearly the animals who are capable striking fault lines to prove how pissed off they are.
The reign of humans on Earth is over! Give it up!
I hereby declare my allegiance to the non-human animal kingdom. ALL HAIL MY NEW OVERLORDS!!
**SPOILER FOR LAST NIGHT'S EPISODE**
It's not a bad series, I suppose, but it has been really slow and I can't say I've been entirely impressed with some of the casting. I was about to give it up until last night's episode with Daniel's introduction of the Cylon to his company's Board of Directors as well as Tamara and her new, shall we say, antics. These two bits at least added some excitement.
What's your take on the show?