I've made no bones about my hatred of those insipid stick figure family stickers on cars. I like to think of them as the next wave of Calvin peeing stickers. I hate them both.
However, of late, I've noticed a trend regarding these stickers that makes me smile... the broken family sticker family.
Have you seen a vehicle with these family stickers that has a gaping hole where it seems someone is missing?
I've seen them a couple times recently. Usually a family sticker set missing a mother. It's very obvious because the mom falls between the dad on the far left and the kids/pets to the right.
[photo courtesy of Dump A Day]
The first time I saw it was a missing mother stick figure. The second time was a pair of flip flops in the mommy position.
The only thing I can figure is that someone's zombie sticker family brutally attacked the normal family at which point she joined their undead sticker family. Or, in the case of the flip flops, it just walked away to a new family or maybe dreamed of being tennis shoes.
No, not really.
Anybody so devoted to their stick figure family they'd rather eliminate a figure than just put a new set of stickers up deserves my scorn.