Uh, Papa Smurf?

Oh, Worrywart Smurf. What is it this smurfing time?

Papa, that giant that walked by us a few minutes ago has come back.

So?

He's looking at us, Papa Smurf. Right. At. Us. See??

EVERYBODY! Assume defensive smurfing positions. We've got a smurfing looker!

AHHHHH!!!!!

NO! Stay smurfing calm! We don't want to give that smurfing smurf any reason to come closer!

Too late, Papa Smurf! He's reaching in!

Oh smurf! I'm declaring DEFSMURF 1... IMPENDING SMURFING DISASTER!

OH NO! He just smashed through Blondie Smurf's roof with his finger! She exploded on impact! Her blue guts are everywhere!!

Oh smurfing hell. Guess I'm not getting any smurfing action tonight.

Wait, what?? Papa Smurf! Were you doing the nasty with Blondie Smurf?

Yeah? So smurfing what?

You mothersmurfer! That's my smurfing wife!

Oh smurf! I forgot about that. Ummm... can we discuss this like civil Smurfs? Preferably later?

Smurf you! You're going to pay for what you've done! Hey, human! Take this one!

AHHHHHHHH!!!!!! NOOO!!!!!

[Author's note: I like to think that something like this is what led to NBC cancelling The Smurfs.]