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So far today, I have received no less than a dozen SMS notifications, 25+ Instagram notifications, Lord-knows how many Apple News notifications, among other less important notifications on my iPhone.

I have both Government Alerts (AMBER Alerts and Emergency Alerts) turned on even though that's not supposed to play into it.


I also was not on a phone call at 1:18 CDT nor was my phone turned off.

And, yet, for some reason, neither Katie nor I received the infamous FEMA emergency alert notification on our phones today. Nor did a couple of my friends. Although everyone in my office seems to have received it.

Yup. Epic FEMA fail, indeed.

Hey, FEMA! I work in QA if you need a little help. Happy to lend my services for a, er, nominal fee.