Back in 1995, I tried sushi for the first time and fell in love. Love, love, sheer raw love. I ate sushi many times over the subsequent 13 years as a result. But in about 2008 or ‘09, I went...

Yeah. See what I did there? "Deflated"? On the night that Tom Brady won his seventh Super Bowl? Heh heh. In all fairness, it does apply to how I feel after the "game." And I use that term very loosely....