Dear Mr. Gates,

I was recently made aware of your decision to actively seek to fall off the World's Richest People list and I'd like to take this opportunity to offer my services to that end. 

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Just don't ask any questions about where the money is going. That whole plausible deniability thing, yanno?

Hey! I'm nothing if not a helper of people, right? 



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Ha! I too volunteer to help out in this regard!!!


Only one generous “volunteer” need apply.

Suzanne Apgar

I can show you what to do with the excess!!

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