I saw this bumper sticker not on the bumper of a car today... Believe you me, I'd love to believe there was good in the world. I know there is, but every example of it seems to be countered by...

Can a 47-year-old, overweight, bald, brutally-uncool, dad-joke-telling man get away with wearing this shirt in public even if he is a staunch supporter of the band? I didn’t think so.