Pinocchio…

Whomever greenlit the atrocity that is Disney’s live action remake of Pinocchio needs to be shot, maimed, quartered, flayed, burned, acid washed…

…and then forced to watch that piece of digital shit over and over and over until the Earth explodes.

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Personally I think the former list of horrors is more pleasant than the thought of ever watching that crap fest again.

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He freaking waterskis!! WTF?!?!

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Suzanne Apgar

Why does there have to be a remake of every movie ever made? I also feel that way about colorizing black and white movies. It's the story and the acting that make the movie.

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