Mic’d…
Every once in a while, we’ll catch our next door neighbor sitting outside smoking via our Nest doorbell cam. We’ll watch through the app as she sits there puffing and scanning her phone.
And I can’t help but want to mess with her through the built-in speaker in our doorbell.
As a note, she’s a nurse. She works at the hospital a mile away from our house. This just adds to my desire to muck with her.
Tonight, when the app notified us that she was out there smoking, I asked Katie, “Can I turn on the mic and whisper, ‘Smoking will kill you’?”
“No.”
“Can I turn on the mic and whisper, ‘You should know better’?”
“No.”
“Can I turn on the mic and whisper, “One-two, cancer’s coming for you’?”
“No.”
“Well, you’re no fun.”
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