Upon initial examination and consultation with the SkyView app, I swore that bright light in the sky was the flaming gas giant better known as Uranus.


I had all kinds of jokes ready to go because, yanno, low-hanging fruit meet Kevin.

But on closer examination and via use of more rational thought processes (processi?) along the lines of “Um, Venus is wayyyyy closer to Earth than Uranus,” I realized it is, in fact, Venus (that is apparently being pooped out by Pisces).


And, “I’m your fire, what’s your desire?” is not nearly as much fun as anus jokes.

Yes, I’m clearly a 12-year-old boy, maturity wise. 

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