Venus…

Upon initial examination and consultation with the SkyView app, I swore that bright light in the sky was the flaming gas giant better known as Uranus.

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I had all kinds of jokes ready to go because, yanno, low-hanging fruit meet Kevin.

But on closer examination and via use of more rational thought processes (processi?) along the lines of “Um, Venus is wayyyyy closer to Earth than Uranus,” I realized it is, in fact, Venus (that is apparently being pooped out by Pisces).

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And, “I’m your fire, what’s your desire?” is not nearly as much fun as anus jokes.

Yes, I’m clearly a 12-year-old boy, maturity wise. 

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