I have used multiple varieties of Sensodyne and store brand knockoffs from Walmart, Target, Walgreens, and even Woodman’s and, let me tell you, they all kinda make me gag a little.

It’s to a point where I crave the really bitter taste of mouthwash to get rid of the taste of toothpaste. That’s not right, is it?

It’s been a while since I used non-sensitive toothpaste but I can’t imagine that normal adult varieties are this bad. Don’t they still have nice, pleasing, happy flavors? Or have my tastebuds just been shot to hell and back?