I can’t help my feelings. This news makes me go out of my mind.*

And then you come up with your own theories about what might have happened.

I personally think Jillian Lauren was confused. She was in Eagle Rock, a neighborhood in Los Angeles. But Beverly Hills… that’s where she wanted to be.**

I also believe that when the police told her to drop her gun, she thought they were playing and having fun and it made her feel so fine she couldn’t control her brain.***

Fine, I’ll stop.

* adapted from lyrics to Weezer’s “Hash Pipe”

** adapted from lyrics to Weezer’s “Beverly Hills”

*** adapted from lyrics to Weezer’s “Island in the Sun”