I guess I shouldn't be surprised that Tucker Carlson "parted ways" with FOX News. His resume of late has been nothing much more than propagating conspiracy theories and bald-faced lies. And, mind you, I'm no Democrat... or Republican. But whatever.

Okay, I realize that the explosion of the SpaceX Starship rocket was a good thing overall because it helped them identify issues for future proofing and the like. Supposedly they saw themselves as even further ahead of the game than they were pre-launch.

Had a good giggle this morning while reading an article about the lack of online support for Donald Trump's calls for what amounts to a revolution if he is arrested for his hush money payments to Stormy Daniels. 

I certainly don’t want to be the one serving the warrant on this charge…

Seeing this headline killed me… “Cartel suspected of American kidnappings issues alleged letter of apology.”

I received an email from the Overlords du FitBit (read: Google) announcing that some changes are coming to our beloved platform.

The Chicago Bears have officially closed on a deal to purchase the former Arlington International Racetrack from Churchill Downs, Inc. This deal has been in the works for a couple years now, but now the terms are all ironed out and agreed upon. US$197.2M will change hands.

We’re supposed to be getting snow this time of year. Not flooding of water runoff fields.

Soon, my friend. Very soon.

I have something I must admit. I'm not very proud of this. But I reported it to the authorities as soon as I found it and I am cooperating fully. Yes, you guessed it... I found classified White House documents in my garage.

There was a time I thought that Elon Musk was just an eccentric genius. Incredibly talented and wealthy, but maybe a bit on the loony side. And I could forgive that. To paraphrase Norman Bates, we all go a little mad sometimes, right? 

Yeah, I've been watching a little of the World Cup here and there. Although I don't really understand all that much about "World Football," I still enjoy checking it out. 

After my one billionth rager against the inanity of the political attack ads by Illinois gubernatorial candidate and resident fucknut Darren Bailey, I finally figured out the perfect way to get more people to vote in elections.

Come November 9, if I ever have to hear the word “extreme” again, I will scream! Extremely.

Nathan has been trying to convince us that he doesn't need to take a shower every day (he does). It's a long-running battle.

I can’t tell if I’m more impressed that politicians and their PACs have decided to target voters based on what they like or scared that they do this and I may have to hide what I love as a result.

Dear Mr. Gates,

I was recently made aware of your decision to actively seek to fall off the World's Richest People list and I'd like to take this opportunity to offer my services to that end. 

And just like that... the U.S. Supreme Court has overturned Roe v. Wade.

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A longtime resort fixture in the next town north, Pheasant Run, of us caught on fire today. Nobody knows the cause but it was pretty huge.

Martin Shkreli, the pharmaceutical price-gouging douchebag, has been freed from Federal prison early, thus furthering the knowledge that the wealthy can get anything. Lord knows, his douchiness wasn't tempered at all by his time in the slammer. One of the first things he did was post a selfie to Facebook with the caption, "Getting out of real prison is easier than getting out of Twitter prison." Dick.

Okay, so I’m botching the lyrics a bit here intentionally but… there’s a blood moon on the right.

Perspective is a funny thing sometimes. Funny in how it can be used to make a point. Funny how aspects can be left out to make a different point.

Sometimes life makes no sense.

Growing up, I loved nearly every movie Arnold Schwarzenegger starred in. He could do no wrong.

I gotta admit that I’m kinda in love with my new Fitbit watch face.

Well, that sucked.

Yesterday, the U.S. Senate unanimously approved making Daylight Saving Time a 24/7/365 affair.

So the U.S. Senate has unanimously passed a bill to make Daylight Savings Time (DST) the de facto time in the United States.

Dammit. 

To the overly vocal minority, a big piss off.

I’m not sure if any of you are familiar with Penzey’s Spices but they are a spice maker and distributor out of Wauwatosa, Wisconsin, and have a store near where I used to work a couple jobs ago.

I’ve been taking some time to process all that is being reported about the Chicago Blackhawks covering up a sexual assault of a rookie player by a video coach back during the 2010 Stanley Cup championship run. Heck, just writing this post has taken me four or five days.

I love getting alerts like these… in the middle of my day… interrupting more important shit.

This screen grab was shared by a coworker of mine from the Forbes Influential CMO (Chief Marketing Officer) list of the year. I'm just gonna leave this out there for you...