A little light reading this weekend...

A little while ago, a friend asked me if I was still skilled in the art of website design. This person, I'm certain, was looking for help in the day and age of Coronavirus cutbacks... she had lost her job and I'm guessing she was either looking to start an online consultancy in her field of expertise or just a site for self marketing.

Okay, so I may have missed updating this for week 3... and week 4, for that matter. But let’s be honest, there wasn’t all that much to update on the ol’ Social Distancing Bingo board.

A week or so ago, I saw some headline on the web touting how you can use old tech and gadgets to make for a better work-from-home experience. Despite suspecting it was clickbait, I clicked on it. I couldn’t help myself. 

Here are my week two additions to the Social Distancing Bingo board. I’m using a darker orange to denote week two.

My buddy, Blaine, posted this to Instagram yesterday.

It’s certainly been an interesting week, hasn’t it? That’s not to take away from the previous couple of months, of course. But this week marks the official declaration of COVID-19 as a pandemic worldwide and a national emergency in the United States.

Sometimes, vacation just sucks. And, no, I don’t mean (just) the obvious “when it comes to an end” bit. 

I had a tough week at work. Nothing bad, just busier than normal and I wasn’t feeling good about the work I did. 

This was shared with me by one of our developers at work. It’s pretty accurate. And, yes, I’m in quality assurance (tester).

My professional life revolves around quality assurance with websites, in case you were ever wondering. As I say to laypeople who don't understand what that means, "I do what I can to break a website, but not like a hacker would."

I've only ever had one Bloody Mary in my life. That was in October 2001 on one of the four flights to and from our honeymoon. I don't recall which flight. I do recall that I hated it. 

Today, three of us in the office "got the memo," as it were. We all wore red shirts. Two in t-shirts and one in a polo.

I went it to lunch with some coworkers today. Five guys and the girlfriend of one met us there. So five guys and a girl. 

Last night, we had a late site deployment at work. I could’ve worked from home but everyone else was sticking around the office so I did, too. 

Today, I presented an instructional video I made to a Leadership Seminar held internally in my company. 

Remember how I said that this week would be a return to normalcy regarding work and my schedule?

As in "Work From Home," something I am able and allowed to do via my employer but that I only do once a week due to necessity.

Yesterday, a coworker scheduled a 9 a.m. meeting. For many, that’s no big deal, but our workday starts at 8:30 and she’s offset by an hour living in the Mountain time zone like she does. So I was joking that we might not be able to make that happen. 

When you have a job you love, putting in a little extra time at night and on weekends is not so big a deal. You love your company, you want it to succeed, you know that you play a role in that success. And my company gives me the freedom and technology to do just that. I can even work from home during normal working hours should the need arise.

It’s unreal just how much of a difference there is between slow days at work...

Recently, I picked up a habit from a coworker. That being that I will keep my laptop open and serving as a second screen to my large monitor. On that second screen, I’ll run videos from MoviesAnywhere, Apple’s TV app, or Netflix. 

At least I think these are from 1995. Maybe 1994. Perhaps 1996. But no earlier, nor any later.

Yesterday marked the first anniversary of my employment at my new job. As stated on Twitter...

I know I mentioned this on Instagram, but it bears repeating — over and over again, apparently — until people start to take notice... good proofreaders are essential, period. It doesn’t matter the reason or the time, use them. 

I found this on Instagram. It was taken by the owner of my company who was working from our downtown Chicago satellite office. 

A coworker sent this to me today. I burst out laughing. It’s freaking hilarious. 

Damn near perfection.

I like clever resolutions to stupid problems. Case in point, the other day at work, we were engaging in the timeless argument about the proper pronunciation of the file extension .gif. 

I started work an hour early this morning. 

As much as I used to dominate in step challenges in the past, this has not been the case so much lately. Despite rolling back my daily step goal by 2,000 steps, I'm not even making that regularly.

Another turning point;
A fork stuck in the road.
Time grabs you by the wrist
Directs you where to go.

This Throwback Thursday is of my ID badge at work. The photo was taken on my first day just shy of 11 years ago.

Have you ever woken up tired and then had two cups of dark roast coffee only to wind up more tired afterwards than you were when you started? Yeah, that's me right now.

Many moons ago, I fell into a subscription to a professional magazine called Government Technology all about emerging tech for local and state governments.